Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?
Your car's paint job is a visual assault, a nauseating combination of mismatched colors and faded dreams.
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to navigate a drunken elephant on roller skates.
That sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today
Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Will you be my date to mass?
Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
The interior of your car is a cesspool of filth and neglect, a breeding ground for bacteria and regret.
Your cooking is so good, I’d even eat my vegetables for you.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but aren't you extremely fugly?
You’re like a Michelin star chef, but even better.
Want to charge up with me?
Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.
Are you the 200 medley cause you take my breath away.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You're an artist? I'd let you draw me naked anytime
Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.
Girl, I know you want this tip.
