Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger.
You're like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.
Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?
Jamaican me feel good so come on now and let us just do things only the two of us can, babe.
You'd sure look good in my milking boots.
Are you from Brazil because you look like you'd be good off your back.
Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh
You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune.
Your love is like a cage. I can't escape it.
Was your daddy a thief? I’m not. I’m a serial killer.
You have a face that could make a blind person regain their sight, only to gouge their own eyes out in horror.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?
I've got an E-meter for two back at my pad.
I like my women like I like my wine - 18 years old and boxed up in my basement.
Is your name Ronaldinho? Because your ball control is amazing.
Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (then ask them to join you.)
I have a big tip for you but I'll have to give it to you in private.
You look like you have some darkness inside you. Would you like some more? And, by the way, I call my penis darkness.
