Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
You are the glaze to my donut.
May I taste the wine from your lips?
You must be tired. Because you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?
Your car is a pathetic excuse for transportation, a rolling embarrassment on wheels.
Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
Girl, you're more perfect that a McLaren MP4-12C.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?
That is a gun in a pocket and I am not pleased to see you.
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
You're like an appetizer, cause you always come first.
Driving your car is like riding in a tin can of disappointment and regret.
It seems I have got me some good tickets, want to check if my seat reclines?
Your car's performance is as pathetic as your life choices, a constant reminder of mediocrity.
The sight of your car makes people question the very existence of taste and style.
Your car's engine sounds like a dying walrus in agony, a symphony of mechanical despair.
