Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Would a Mormon working for the Postal Service be a Letter Day Saint?
You’re like the perfect flow rate—steady, reliable, and just right.
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach, and worms, and maggots...
I think I'm schizophrenic, because baby I'm delusional about you.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.
The rotting food in the garbage can behind the restaurant was covered with flies. To the vectors go the spoils.
I saw you have good running form; want to grab a salad tonight?
Im gonna make you go up an octave.
Wanna do some cross training?
I'll let you be the dominant.
Are you a motion to dismiss? Because I can’t object to anything about you.
I was going to go as a ghost but you'll get to see my sheets later.
The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.
Don't worry, I play oboe. I can handle double the wood.
Is your name Trout? Because you're making my heart trouting along with excitement.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
You look like a trout, baby, and I want to catch you.
It's always bikram yoga when you're doing it.
Damn girl! You must be ovulating!
