Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I am drawn to your light. (Mothman)
Are you a volleyball? Cause I'd get my hands all over you any day.
Want to see my Canadian Tire money?
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.
Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package? (Delivery Guy)
Good thing I'm here, it has to be illegal to look that good. (Police)
I got u something special baby, it's the condom I used when I lost my virginity
I'm a doctor and you look like you could use these shots.
I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.
Will you be my Valentine? I can wait.
Want to learn how to truss with me?
Got two nipples for a dime?
I wanna eat the flavors off your tampon
You're a Major part of my life. Without you, I'd B flat.
Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?
You look this good and its only Saturday? I'd like to see you in your Sunday Best.
I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.
Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.
You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?
