Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
You can call me Palhares. Because I can't wait to tap that.
Are you a football game? Because I can’t wait to get you on my schedule.
Mi lost mi numba mi can get urs?
Yuh ave wan nice Colgate smile deh
Are those Vale Tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?
Are you sure that running vest is wicking? Because you look HOT!
Don't I know you from the pre-existence?
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.
I was studying in an apiary class. This resulted in me receiving a bee on my exam.
If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.
Hey. I like your new-old shoes.
Jah know, baby, mi woulda deh wid yuh enuh
I hope our love is like a GSP fight. It never ends.
I've always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.
Aye thickazz a suh you body big like dough, you cya mek mi spread you out inna mi bed!
I think we could make beautiful wine together.
Come over to my place and I'll show you me Lucky Charms.
I have one Irish friend. Other than that... kiss me.
