Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.
Don't worry, I play oboe. I can handle double the wood.
Is your name Trout? Because you're making my heart trouting along with excitement.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?
You look like a trout, baby, and I want to catch you.
It's always bikram yoga when you're doing it.
Damn girl! You must be ovulating!
I hear the Sylvester Stallone Film Festival got off to a rocky start.
Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?
I'm working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?
We aren't even in hot yoga, yet you make them sweat.
Let's do something romantic cause I'm baroque!
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Are you a playbook? Because I can’t seem to figure you out, but I want to.
When God made you, he was showing off
So there you are! I've been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams
Mail order cows were first shipped by raft down the Mississippi River. They traveled on cattle logs.
Inheriting a million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
