Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the stove.
Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning? -- To feed the toilet duck
Why did the blonde wash her hair in the kitchen sink? Because that's where you wash vegetables.
Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.
Women brush their hair before bed.
