Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be an accountant because I’ve put you on my payroll.
Got any sweater vests that need mending?
Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.
Roses are red and violets are blue. You are a sexy nurse and i’m Doctor Who!! See Doctor Who pick up lines
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Are you chlorine? Because I wanna smell like you.
What's the difference between a man and a condom? Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!
The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key!
With great penis, comes great responsibility
He hit rock bottom and started to dig.
I like my women like I like my glasses, thick and black.
Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
A blonde walked into a bar --
OUCHH!!!
Are you fertile? I need a favor. (Why?) I need a baby by next summer in order to get my inheritence
Baby, you look like the boyfriend I never want to have...
Hey girl, do you know why they call me Gross Profit? Well actually, no one does...they just call me gross.
I'd like to finger your fret board.
A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?
What do you do if a bird shits on your car? -- Don't ask her out again.
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering?
A: Shoot her again.
