Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
If you can't make good morning coffee, its ok cause I got you as my morning coffee.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Girl, let's go invisible.
Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.
Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.
I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Tag! You're it! then pretend to run away
I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
If you make candles you are going to need a lot of paraffin-alia.
Go out with me and you won't be sari.
I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
What do you call an Irishman who sits outside all night?
Paddy O' Furniture
Is that a shark in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.
My love for you is like a fruitcake, nutty, spicy and unavoidable.
You can blow my org any day
