Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What is a video game characters favorite martial art? Hitboxing!
When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.
Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
Are you a volleyball? Because I’d dive for you anytime.
I enjoy long walks to the MEG scanner and one-on-one time with a participant in the Eyetracker.
I'll get your tides flowing.
If you're a volleyball player, I think we can set up a date.
Just call me Puss in Boots
I don't know what the trick is, but you're certainly a treat.
I got a nasty electric shock the other day, but I wasn't phased.
I know it's against the rules, but I'd love to touch you more than 3 times.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in.
Your body is something I wouldn't wanna cover.
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
If I get a block on you, can I get your number?
Tricks aren't really my thing. But you're sure a treat.
I'd give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead.
Is your name Touchdown? Because I wanna scream it every time I score with you.
