Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Being an ugly girl is like being a man; you have to work for your money.
The holy spirit must be with you because you're getting a rise outta me.
I'm not anti-social... I'm just not user friendly.
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
Hey baby, are you a fish? Because you like FINtastic.
Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
Hey, I'm outta work and I heard you needed some plowing.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I checked the thermometer, and you're officially one hot bird.
Somebody better call God, cause heaven's missing an angel
So what's your moisture level?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an MGMT show.
I'm a recovering workaholic.
A tractor? That's what I'm trying to do!
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Are you from Russia? Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.
