Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.
When I want your remarks, I'll rattle your cage.
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
That bathing suit would look a lot better on the floor next to my bed.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You can count on star but you can't ever count on how much I miss you.
I love a man with a raised bed.
My coffee isn't hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
The Hong Kong businessman left a huge estate when he died. It was the great will of China.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? - He's Dublin over with laughter!
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
