Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable.
I love a good South of the border crossing.
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin'.
I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place!
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? - He's Dublin over with laughter!
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated? -- He works it out with a pencil
I could put some motion in your ocean.
Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
