Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.
Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
You're the Obi-wan for me.
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas
What does a mathematician do when he's consitpated? -- He works it out with a pencil
Drinking after work is great, but if you want to enjoy work, drink before work.
When I want your remarks, I'll rattle your cage.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place!
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?
