Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.
Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?
If work is so great, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Drinking after work is great, but if you want to enjoy work, drink before work.
Life is scary; at least the salary is funny.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? - He's Dublin over with laughter!
This food's going to taste great! Don't worry, you will too.
Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful
Hey! Cabezona! Come here girl.
I can't believe they don't serve Everclear in this place!
Nice beaver you got there, mind if I pet it?
I love a good South of the border crossing.
Would you be so kind as to lend me your heart, or shall I cut it out myself?
