Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would refuse to touch your face, knowing that it's beyond saving.
You’ve a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.
If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.
Will you be the burger to my smash?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
You are the glaze to my donut.
May I taste the wine from your lips?
You must be tired. Because you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Would you mind auditing me on the Happiness Rubdown?
Is that a cluster of body thetans or are you just happy to see me?
Girl, you're more perfect that a McLaren MP4-12C.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?
That is a gun in a pocket and I am not pleased to see you.
You're like an appetizer, cause you always come first.
It seems I have got me some good tickets, want to check if my seat reclines?
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?
