Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
Are you librarian? Because I really need to get shushed!
Maybe we should take a break.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?
Next place I want to see your hijab is on my bedroom floor.
You're looking for a knight in shining armour? I just happen to be wearing the armour of God
Babe I just want to take you home and show you my big... medicine cabinet.
You know what they say about the size of a man's carbon footprint.
How about we go back to your place and cause some global warming?
John Deere had a lot of detractors when he announced his invention.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Well if I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Don't play with my mind, play with my boobs.
I like the look of your diaper. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.
This court isn't the only place where I'm going to be diving.
So do you have an oral or an fixation?
You’re like a new set of tools—exciting, shiny, and so useful in my life.
