Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand"
Excuse me, you look familiar. Are you a famous basketball player?
Toi-let me be your valentine?
Have you ever met a detective electrician? They call me Sherlock Ohms.
You're the protien to my shake.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
Come here often, because you smell fishy?
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm The Easter Bunny!
Can I stick my rudder in your stern?
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Do you want to get some tuna fish and field mouse pudding?
I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.
Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?
If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?
Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? -- It swells during the night!
Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
