Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
My portaledge sleeps two, you know.
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
I like that you don't shave...
Want to restuff my chalk balls while I recalibrate your GPS?
Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
Ouch. You stepped on my foot. I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.
I'm led by the Holy Spirit, and he led me straight to you
Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
My blade's not the only thing made of steel.
Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.
I would like to pray with you
You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?
Proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's, well, written.
Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?
If we were around at the time of Noahs Ark, we´d be paired as a couple
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
