Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already
I can name something that's longer than Confederation Bridge.
I would drag my balls through 200 yards of broken glass to kiss the dick that fucked you last.
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
You look familiar; didn’t I see you writhing around on the filthy floor of a dive bar on Last Night?
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
Shhhh. No need for words. You had me at Muay Thai Plum.
Why don't you come to my farm and check out my high tunnel?
I wield a big stick for a living.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.
Come ride my star rocket and feel it explode, with the the thrust of two engines transporting my load.
Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
Do you want to see my snake on the beach?
Would you butter my crumpet?
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Are you British? Cause I wanna screw EU.
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!
