Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.
Do you want to be accountability partners?
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
You make me want to be a better tither.
I stole someone else's idea for a stage drama. Am I a playgiarist?
I like my men/woman like I like my bible… full of Jesus
Let's make music on my sheets.
They told me that I'd feel the spirit at church, not that I'd see an angel!
I just got off my mission and I'm looking for my next companion.
Tonight, your dick better perform a perfect arabesque, if you know what I mean!
Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.
Hey Girl! Let's mate like rabbits.
You’re so cute, I wanna lock you up in my basement.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
My parents don't live on the same acreage.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now
