Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I want to impress a cute stranger with my book choice. Do you have any recommendations?
The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.
Girl, you're finer than my ground pepper!
Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?
I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?
The former Dallas running back told me the most amazing story. It was Emmit's myth.
I can bone out 5 chickens in 10minutes, just think of the sexual implications.
I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.
How'd you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?
I can do amazing things to your tongue.
Are you goodwill? Because you’re making me feel priceless.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? -- He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
