Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.
All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.
I want to pick burrs off of you.
Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.
We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?
My pet bird can predict the future. He is an omen pigeon.
Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing.
Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher.
Do you believe in love at first squat?
Some jokes get dated, other jokes get married.
Hey girl, I'll give you a delay of game warning.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
You have really nice forearms.
Wanna see how much horsepower is under ma hood?
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits.
I'm here to check your shorts.
Are you in the Library catalogue? I'd love to get you're number.
The overweight painter could not lose weight despite years of exposure to thinners.
