Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I've got an E-meter for two back at my pad.
I like my women like I like my wine - 18 years old and boxed up in my basement.
Is your name Ronaldinho? Because your ball control is amazing.
Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (then ask them to join you.)
I have a big tip for you but I'll have to give it to you in private.
You look like you have some darkness inside you. Would you like some more? And, by the way, I call my penis darkness.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Richard?
I can bend it better than beckham.
I'm normlly not really upfront about these kind of things but.. baby I want you to mow my lawn...
Is that your boyfriend? I think you can do better than that!
Your cooking skills are impressive, but what really sets you apart is your ability to make my heart skip a beat.
The tap dancer's routine ran hot and cold.
out standing in your field.
Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
Lane lines can't keep us apart.
You want to dip your chips into my salsa?
If I was a planet and you my moon, I'd stop spinning just by looking at you.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
