Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey girl, Can you show me how to fish?
You look this good and its only Saturday? I'd like to see you in your Sunday Best.
I could not pull out of my parking space, so I used my back up plan.
Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.
You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?
Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger.
You're like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.
Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?
Do you play defense? Because whenever I’m around you, I can’t seem to score.
Jamaican me feel good so come on now and let us just do things only the two of us can, babe.
You'd sure look good in my milking boots.
Are you from Brazil because you look like you'd be good off your back.
Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh
You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune.
Your love is like a cage. I can't escape it.
Was your daddy a thief? I’m not. I’m a serial killer.
You have a face that could make a blind person regain their sight, only to gouge their own eyes out in horror.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?
