Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You’re like perfectly installed wiring—everything feels connected with you.
Are you a cable tie? Because you’ve secured my heart.
You must be a wiring harness, because you’ve brought everything together.
Are you a multimeter? Because you’re measuring the depth of my feelings.
You’re like coaxial cable—strong, steady, and essential.
Are you a junction box? Because you’re where all my feelings come together.
You must be stranded wire, because every strand of you is amazing.
Are you a wire stripper? Because you’ve uncovered the real me.
You’re like high-quality wiring—durable and reliable in every way.
Are you low voltage? Because even your softest touch electrifies me.
You must be an extension cord, because I want to stay connected to you forever.
Are you a power cord? Because you’re the connection I’ve been looking for.
You’re like perfectly crimped wire—secure and dependable.
Are you a cable clamp? Because you’ve got my heart locked in place.
You must be speaker wire, because you amplify my feelings.
Are you a wire tester? Because you’ve found the live connection to my heart.
You’re like a perfectly installed cable—smooth, flawless, and essential.
You must be a pair of pliers, because you’ve got a strong grip on my feelings.
Are you a conduit bender? Because you’ve shaped my life perfectly.
You’re like my favorite tool—something I can’t work without.
