Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a script from a previous show? Because I'll never forget you.
Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.
By the many arms of Vishnu, I want to stick it in your butt.
I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
Are you getting big or are you just happy to see me?
I got your mountain right here.
My life without you is like bhel without chutney.
Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
So, read any good Surahs lately?
I'm a lawyer... Thrust me.
You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.
Your food is making my mouth wet.
My love for you resemble a hairball. I can't hold it in.
Are you a defensive specialist because you could definitely dig me.
Don't play with my mind, play with my boobs.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
My spandex aren't the only thing that's tight.
