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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 250

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

I like your melons, can I taste them?
Yeah I own my home; it's on the back of my truck.
When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.
The Holy Spirit is driving me into the wilderness of your temptations.
I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.
I don't know who let the dogs out but I'm sure glad they did.
An avionics warning is a flier alarm.
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
I spelled out your name with the pepperonis.
Dorothy's dog, of the Wizard of Oz fame, always eats his food entirely - he never leaves any scraps because it's in toto.
Hey babe, wanna come over to my place and compare prescription drug plans?
When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!
I wish someone was there to alley-oop my air-balls.
High, I'm Will, God's will!
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? ‘Because I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Don't walk away, babe. You may not think I'm perfect but Jesus thinks I'm to die for.
Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
May I put my balls in your basket?
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.

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I like your melons, can I taste them?
Yeah I own my home; it's on the back of my truck.
When a female sheep turns around and goes the other way it makes a ewe turn.