Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You’re like a good prognosis—rare and wonderful.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? - A toasty ghosty.
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
Your car's suspension is as stiff as a corpse, providing a bone-shattering experience that leaves passengers longing for the sweet embrace of death.
Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation.
Hey girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.
The interior of your car is a haven for filth and grime, a breeding ground for bacteria and foul odors.
I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I eat it.
I'm going to go for two after I score.
I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.
Like the Mona Lisa smile, I find your smile absolutely intriguing.
Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to maneuver a drunken elephant through a minefield.
Your skin is burning like my heart.
I'll give you a reason to try milk again.
Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar?
You get 25 percent of the bill and 100 percent of my heart. Call me?
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a wet paper towel to stop a speeding train.
Hey chef, do you have a secret recipe for love?
Your money isn't the only tip I want.
You are as pretty as a Green card.
