Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party? It was a scream
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you’ll have turkey like everyone else.
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
You spin my heart like a globe.
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
You are the roux to my veloute.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
There's 900 square feet in a volleyball court, and I still find my way directly to you.
Stop worrying about your job, you're not paid enough to worry.
You should search for someone with the same values.
