Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn't keep me from you!
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party? It was a scream
You make me want to spend the rest of my meaningless life silently despairing over the thought that you'll find a better man than I and take the kids when you leave.
If I had a nickel for every day I've been wanting to be with a girl like you, I still wouldn't be able to pay off my father's crippling gambling debts that tore apart my family.
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you’ll have turkey like everyone else.
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
You work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.
The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
You spin my heart like a globe.
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
You are the roux to my veloute.
Stop worrying about your job, you're not paid enough to worry.
