Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I want to pick burrs off of you.
Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.
We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
My pet bird can predict the future. He is an omen pigeon.
Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing.
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher.
Do you believe in love at first squat?
Some jokes get dated, other jokes get married.
Hey girl, I'll give you a delay of game warning.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
You have really nice forearms.
Wanna see how much horsepower is under ma hood?
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits.
I'm here to check your shorts.
Are you in the Library catalogue? I'd love to get you're number.
The overweight painter could not lose weight despite years of exposure to thinners.
I want to impress a cute stranger with my book choice. Do you have any recommendations?
The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...
