Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'll be your seeder of you'll be my leecher and we can torrent all night long.
I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.
Where did the goblin throw the football? - Over the ghoul line.
I'm not bragging or anything but, I'm Merman.
If you liked the tip, come by later and I'll give you the full thing.
Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?
I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
Yes I drink blood. You wouldn't happen to be menstruating now, would you?
You know, even my penis sheath is black velvet!
If everybody here accidentally drowned, the first bloated corpse I'd pull out would be yours, sweetheart.
A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Damn girl! You look extra fine with that glowing tan.
Who was the most famous French skeleton? - Napoleon bone-apart
Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?
A mosquito is the oldest known skin-diver.
Which building does Dracula visit in New York? - The Vampire State Building.
I'd like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.
