Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I got kicked out of cartoon art school. I guess you could say I was in suspended animation.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of tortured souls, assaulting the ears of all who dare to listen.
What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? - Scream or sugar!
I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?
Your hospice bed or mine?
Your car's reliability is non-existent, a ticking time bomb of mechanical failures waiting to ruin your day.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
The tires on your car are as bald as a newborn baby's head, providing about as much grip as a banana peel.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.
Did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?
Wow girl, I know you're going to hell because its got to be a sin to look that good!
I came here looking for a little tail.
Your car's paint job is a visual abomination, a slap in the face to anyone with even a shred of taste.
When it all comes down to it (and I wouldn't have any other way), you're purrrrfect for me!
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Been thinking about you a latte.
