Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a cow? Because you’ve got me mooing with delight.
Are you a power drill? Because you’ve driven straight into my heart.
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? One has gobblers, the other goblins.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo.
It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?
Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
You mix drinks like an artist, but I’d love to see what magic you’d mix into my life.
You’re like my favorite field—full of endless possibilities.
You must be a ladder, because you’ve lifted me to new heights.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? - Ghoul-aid!
The other truck drivers discovered that he had been wearing French perfume - it was lorry hell.
You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Would you like to ride my face to total freedom?
Up for a little dominance and humiliation?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I'm very wrong.
I never thought I’d find someone who can cook as good as my grandma, until I met you.
