Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crewcab.
My famous bacon soup recipe began as an add hock meal.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Do you have swimmers as good as China? We'll have to do something about that!
Boy if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
I can serve you more than just food.
Doesn't it seem like all these paintings look alike?
Here I am, the answer to your prayers.
I want to put my intention in you.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Can I impale you with my 7″ stake?
Looking at your car is like witnessing a tragic accident, a horrifying reminder of the consequences of poor automotive judgment.
Hey chef, can I be your prep cook for the night? I promise I’ll chop up all the ingredients for a perfect night together.
Do you have a cure for someone who’s hopelessly charmed by the bartender?
You must specialize in infectious diseases, because your smile is contagious.
Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? - He was all bite and no bark.
Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses.
Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.
If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.
