Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?
How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?
I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!
Whenever I see you, my tone arm rises!
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.
Driving your car is like subjecting yourself to a torture chamber on wheels, where discomfort and disappointment are your constant companions.
I’d love to learn your secret recipe for making me fall for you.
Can you teach me how to mix drinks, or would it be easier if we mixed our lives?
Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. - Because of the coffin.
I had a hand in the puppet show.
Why don't we have a LAN party and see if our IP's are compatible?
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
Are you into monochrome? Because I'd love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.
Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.
You’ve got me craving for more than just your food.
Are you on the rocks tonight, or am I the only one falling hard here?
Why is a ghost such a messy eater? - Because he is always a goblin.
Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
