Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Some people marry for love, others for wealth. That's why it is called match or money.
A synthesis is an essay about transgressions.
What do you call it when Cris Kringle claps his hands? Santapplause
If we were around with Noah, then you, me, pair!
Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.
You, me and the defribrillator, baby.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine
Have you been running because your hair is sweaty.
I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.
Can I explore your Northwest Passage?
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop needles
My parents are home, wanna come over?
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One... or two?
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow
My brother told me that serpentine is what you use to get paint off a boa constrictor.
Do you believe in cross-breding?
Philosophers are very Hume-orous people.
You got my heart racing like a thermogenic.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
