Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If loving you is a heresy, then let me be anathema.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Would you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix while drinking cheap wine and eating Chipotle?
Don't worry, none of this blood is mine.
The fraudulent caged chicken farmer gave himself free range with his egg labeling.
Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.
Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street? - He was dying to get to the other side!!
I saw a female deer in my rear-vision mirror. It was case of hind-sight.
I'd love to strum your g-string.
You must be tired, because you've been running through the Internet all day.
That podiatrist is very sneaky. Give him an arch, he will take a foot.
Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.
Can I rake your front yard?
I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.
Hey baby... I wouldnt mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep.
I know a place that serves the best donair: My pants.
I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?
If I don't get your number, I'm going to fall to pizzas.
