Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record.
Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
My farmers tan is all over my body.
Has anyone ever told you’ve got beautiful fries?
I'm going to kiss you now. Say 'Kiss Me' if you want me to stop
Want to go back to my place and listen to this band before they sell out?
You can call me Palhares. Because I can't wait to tap that.
Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
Are you a football game? Because I can’t wait to get you on my schedule.
Mi lost mi numba mi can get urs?
Yuh ave wan nice Colgate smile deh
Are those Vale Tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?
Are you sure that running vest is wicking? Because you look HOT!
Don't I know you from the pre-existence?
Are you a football team? Because I want to be your number one fan.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Would you like to do some wine tasting? I'll taste you first.
I was studying in an apiary class. This resulted in me receiving a bee on my exam.
If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.
