Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Are you a playbook? Because I can’t seem to figure you out, but I want to.
When God made you, he was showing off
So there you are! I've been looking all over for you, the woman of my dreams
Mail order cows were first shipped by raft down the Mississippi River. They traveled on cattle logs.
Inheriting a million chocolate eggs doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
I'll buy you spandex and spikes, because you deserve everything nice.
Did it hurt? ... when you fell out of heaven?
Are you a terrorist? ... cause you're the bomb!
There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.
The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.
I love it when you wear your yoga pants all day.
Hey, are those running tights you have on reflective? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle
Are you a frito cause your really corny.
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?
I will walk across your bridge.
Are you a football huddle? Because I want to be in the middle of you.
Wow, that's one fantastic spread!
