Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? - Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.
You and I must have same natural frequency cause we resonate together!
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
Will you be the Alice to my Dietrich?
Hi there, are you drinking a glass of wine? I love travel how about you?
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
I must be a good customer because I keep getting served by the most beautiful bartender in the place.
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? - A boo-tie.
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas party? It was a moth ball
What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster.
Come here often? I seriously can't remember.
Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!
Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.
That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!
The statistician attended the dance stag. He didn't have any data.
I'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
