Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The 'Star Wars' character was nicknamed 'Coffee'. His real name was Java the Cup.
I kept failing to get a job as a butcher because I couldn't just make the cut.
Emojis can't describe the way I feel about you.
You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heart
your perfection infuriates post modernists
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a.
There's an incident in my pants, and you're invited.
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
I’ve seen a lot of bartenders, but you’re the only one who could make my heart skip a beat.
Are you a scalpel? Because you’ve got me feeling cut open and exposed.
What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crewcab.
My famous bacon soup recipe began as an add hock meal.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Do you have swimmers as good as China? We'll have to do something about that!
Boy if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
I can serve you more than just food.
Doesn't it seem like all these paintings look alike?
Here I am, the answer to your prayers.
