Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
An employee got locked in a freezer at the ice cream factory and ended up getting spumonia.
Is your name Vincent? Because I could do with your Kompany.
Let me show you my gold medal.
Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Want to help me get my stats up?
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a feather to stop a charging bull.
Your cooking skills are hot, but what’s really making me sweat is you.
You must be the real reason this place is buzzing—your presence is electric.
I must be a patient, because I’m hooked on you like an IV drip.
You’re like wire cutters—making everything neat and simple in my life.
Did Gregor Mendel ever win the Nobel Peas Prize?
What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.
I'm not an Olympic swimmer but I'll dive in your deep end tonight.
What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
You'd be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn't smell like French fries.
Hey girl, I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.
