Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?
That's right; I'm bigger'n the Sydney Tower.
Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
The seats in your car are as uncomfortable as sitting on a bed of nails, inflicting torture on your passengers.
You’re like a food magician, everything you touch turns into gold.
Are you taking drink requests, or can I request your number instead?
Are you a prescription? Because you’re exactly what I needed today.
Why can't the boy ghost have babies? - Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
This isn't the only Hummer I'm getting tonight.
You're like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day.
Bring about is what a boxing promoter does.
I fired the floor refinishers. They simply could not hold their lacquer.
Let's co-audit on OT LXIX.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of dying cats, assaulting the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to listen.
Hey chef, can I have a taste of your love recipe?
You’re like my favorite drink—impossible to have just one conversation with you.
Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? - Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
