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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 241

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

You really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in.
Your body is something I wouldn't wanna cover.
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.
If I get a block on you, can I get your number?
Tricks aren't really my thing. But you're sure a treat.
I'd give you my heart, but I already gave it to Jesus, so you can have my number instead.
Is your name Touchdown? Because I wanna scream it every time I score with you.
Hey there Boo-tiful
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
A fiddle isn't the only thing my fingers know their way around.
If I were David I would want you to be my Bathsheba.
Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?
Baby is that my name tattooed on your back?
I've been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don't have yours.
Would a Mormon working for the Postal Service be a Letter Day Saint?
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach, and worms, and maggots...
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.
The rotting food in the garbage can behind the restaurant was covered with flies. To the vectors go the spoils.
I saw you have good running form; want to grab a salad tonight?

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You really are a fisher of men cause baby you just reeled me in.
Your body is something I wouldn't wanna cover.
Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.