Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The Hobbits were put in charge of collecting highway revenue because they're just so Tolkien.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? - blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
You, me, candles, wine, and a little Lamb of God?
You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?
Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.
Instead of engaging in my own hobbies, my wife has me constantly helping her in her garden. I guess you could say I am pistil whipped.
Baby I'd nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.
Go out with me or I'll kill us both!
Why did't the skeleton cross the road? A: He had no guts.
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii? O Tanning Palms!
The Crimean cannibal loved Tatar tots.
Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?
Which commandment do you want to break?
Why was Farmer Brown angry? Someone got his goat.
Everyone in the family knew that they had to join the spy agency. It was a clan destine operation.
