Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of dying cats, assaulting the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to listen.
Hey chef, can I have a taste of your love recipe?
You’re like my favorite drink—impossible to have just one conversation with you.
Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? - Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
You must be out of coolant, cause your engine is running Hot!
I thought I packed a memory card for my camera, but I forgot it.
That convicted killer is calm today, but by tomorrow he will be high strung.
You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
You could qualify for my Olympics any day.
Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?
You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Hey chef, can I be the sous vide to your sous chef?
Do you believe in good chemistry? Because I feel like we’d mix perfectly.
I must need CPR, because you’ve taken my breath away.
What did the skeleton say to the vampire? - You suck.
