Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be a sturdy fence post, because you’re holding everything together for me.
You’re like my toolbox—full of everything I need.
Why dont people in the ghetto celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.
I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work. After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling.
Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe!
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?
Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?
Can I see the little joey in your pouch?
Your car's design is so outdated, it's like a relic from a bygone era of bad taste.
You’ve got the perfect blend of spices to make my heart race.
What’s the best way to tip you? Because you’ve already tipped the scales in your favor.
Are you a cow? Because you’ve got me mooing with delight.
Are you a power drill? Because you’ve driven straight into my heart.
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? One has gobblers, the other goblins.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo.
It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?
Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
