Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
John Deere had a lot of detractors when he announced his invention.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
Well if I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I like the look of your diaper. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
I was going to have my hernia operation last June, but the surgeon was on summer hiatus.
This court isn't the only place where I'm going to be diving.
So do you have an oral or an fixation?
What is a video game characters favorite martial art? Hitboxing!
When the orchard owner went to trial he was judged by a jury of his pears.
Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
Are you a volleyball? Because I’d dive for you anytime.
I'll get your tides flowing.
If you're a volleyball player, I think we can set up a date.
Just call me Puss in Boots
I don't know what the trick is, but you're certainly a treat.
I got a nasty electric shock the other day, but I wasn't phased.
I know it's against the rules, but I'd love to touch you more than 3 times.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
