Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Is work the only place that you are good at serving?
I got kicked out of cartoon art school. I guess you could say I was in suspended animation.
What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? - Scream or sugar!
I'm thinking of getting into waitressing...can you give me any tips on how to break into the industry?
Your hospice bed or mine?
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.
Did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?
Wow girl, I know you're going to hell because its got to be a sin to look that good!
I came here looking for a little tail.
When it all comes down to it (and I wouldn't have any other way), you're purrrrfect for me!
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Been thinking about you a latte.
What do witches use in their hair? - scare-spray
You had me at the gallery entrance.
I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
