Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
The reward for a job well done is more work.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Your lips look lonely. Let me introduce them to mine
Are you sustainable agriculture? Cuz you're all I need to survive.
I perform best when I'm wet.
Your so cute its distracting.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
How about I shift my stick into something else...
My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of anything charming to say.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure won't.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
