Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I had a hand in the puppet show.
Why don't we have a LAN party and see if our IP's are compatible?
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
Are you into monochrome? Because I'd love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.
Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.
Your car's engine is a pathetic excuse for power, wheezing and struggling like a dying animal.
You’ve got me craving for more than just your food.
Are you on call? Because you’ve been on my mind all day.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater? - Because he is always a goblin.
Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
I'm not a CPR dummy, but I'd let you practice some mouth-to-mouth
I tried talking about our future but she just kept bringing up my past. It was a tense conversation.
Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
Forget Google, check out MY doodle!
Is your name Patrice? Because I want to keep you for Evra.
Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?
I love anatomy...especially yours.
I'm bad luck. Why don't you pull me in?
The mere sight of your car is an insult to the very concept of automotive design, a middle finger to aesthetics.
