Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Paddy and Murphy were walking down a road one day, Paddy said, Murphy, can you see that beautiful wood over there Murphy, I can't see, theirs trees in the way!
A locksmith is a key employee.
Do you come here often? Because you are fit.
I only drool when I'm standing upright.
The Lord taketh away… and the Lord… giveth me to you
The river crested when a factory spilled toothpaste into it.
I like you how I like the Sumatran Tiger. Saved!
My portaledge sleeps two, you know.
I like that you don't shave...
Want to restuff my chalk balls while I recalibrate your GPS?
I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.
Eye for an eye? Nah, I'm more a kiss-for-a-kiss kind a guy
Ouch. You stepped on my foot. I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.
I'm led by the Holy Spirit, and he led me straight to you
Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.
Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods.
My blade's not the only thing made of steel.
Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.
Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.
I would like to pray with you
