Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I don't know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.
How'd you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?
I can do amazing things to your tongue.
Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? -- He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing.
You don't wanna go home with me? Objection!
Girl, you're so fine I could sift flour with you.
Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?
I love you as much as I love oyster sauce.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
I'd like to casserole you. That's done slowly for about four hours.
Why did God invent whiskey? -- So the Irish would never rule the world.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
Nice calves. Have you been working on them?
You're the capitol of every nation in my eyes! Except Djibouti. The capitol of Djibouti is also Djibouti.
If I was a wall would you climb me all night?
You must have great cardio because you just ran away with my heart.
