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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 236

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Some jokes get dated, other jokes get married.
Hey girl, I'll give you a delay of game warning.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.
You have really nice forearms.
Wanna see how much horsepower is under ma hood?
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits.
I'm here to check your shorts.
Are you in the Library catalogue? I'd love to get you're number.
The overweight painter could not lose weight despite years of exposure to thinners.
I want to impress a cute stranger with my book choice. Do you have any recommendations?
The theme of this movement is love... Let's develop it...
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Will you be my meow?
Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.
Girl, you're finer than my ground pepper!
Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?
I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?
The former Dallas running back told me the most amazing story. It was Emmit's myth.

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Some jokes get dated, other jokes get married.
Hey girl, I'll give you a delay of game warning.
You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged.