Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
How'd you like to pick up these cans?
Hey chef, can I be your line cook for the night? I promise I’ll be your right-hand man.
Do you ever get tired of making people happy, or is it just second nature for you?
Are you a barn door? Because I can’t close my feelings for you.
Are you a conduit bender? Because you’ve shaped my life perfectly.
How do you keep Thanksgiving Day guests from falling asleep on your couch? Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
After the first hamburger press was made and became very successful, the inventor got a patty on the back.
When a neurologist relocates, does he change his mind?
Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.
How important is having a big family too you?
Your culinary creations are amazing, but what I really want is to savor your lips.
You’re like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
You must be a plow, because you’ve turned my world upside down.
You’re like my favorite tool—something I can’t work without.
When i have you in my sensors range, my plasma conduits goes on fire.
If you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.
The animals at the zoo started rioting. A porcupine was brought in to quill the uprising.
My gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.
