Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
I don’t need any dessert because you are already so sweet.
I came in for a drink, but I’m leaving with a crush—are refills free?
Are you a pasture? Because I’d happily spend all my time with you.
You’re like a perfectly installed cable—smooth, flawless, and essential.
What happens to a turkey on Thanksgiving? It gets the stuffing knocked in to it.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
I'm interested in working in your penal colony.
Your culinary creations are exquisite, but what’s really making my mouth water is you.
Can you suggest a cocktail for someone who’s hopelessly attracted to the bartender?
You’re like honey from the hive—pure, golden, and irresistibly sweet.
You must be a pair of pliers, because you’ve got a strong grip on my feelings.
The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite.
I keep walking methodically back and forth. I have to learn to pace myself.
I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!
