Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Even if you don't get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile
I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.
Congratulations, you've gone Clear... to my heart!
Are you always this good with your hands, or is tonight special?
Are you the rain? Because you’ve brought new life to my heart.
What holiday do they celebrate in prison? Shanksgiving.
The hardcore happy house dance club opened to rave reviews.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
Your car's reliability is a cruel joke, a constant source of breakdowns and expensive repairs.
Can I be your sous chef? I’ll chop and prep everything for you.
If bartending were a sport, you’d already have a gold medal for how you’re serving looks.
You must be a sturdy fence post, because you’re holding everything together for me.
Why dont people in the ghetto celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.
I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work. After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling.
Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe!
