Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'd marry Leah if it meant I'd also get to marry you.
Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.
Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving.
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
That saree looks very nice on you. It would look even better off of you.
I liverspotted you from across the bar?
Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!
Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake?
Wanna judge these reckless teenagers together?
We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.
All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.
I want to pick burrs off of you.
Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.
We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
My pet bird can predict the future. He is an omen pigeon.
Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing.
Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher.
Do you believe in love at first squat?
