Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?
You're sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Hey chef, can I be the sous vide to your sous chef?
Do you believe in good chemistry? Because I feel like we’d mix perfectly.
I must need CPR, because you’ve taken my breath away.
What did the skeleton say to the vampire? - You suck.
The 'Star Wars' character was nicknamed 'Coffee'. His real name was Java the Cup.
I kept failing to get a job as a butcher because I couldn't just make the cut.
Emojis can't describe the way I feel about you.
You must do hurdles, because it only took you seconds to jump into my heart
your perfection infuriates post modernists
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a.
There's an incident in my pants, and you're invited.
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
Your car is a complete and utter piece of shit, a rolling testament to your poor life choices and lack of taste.
I’ve seen a lot of bartenders, but you’re the only one who could make my heart skip a beat.
Are you a scalpel? Because you’ve got me feeling cut open and exposed.
What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul
