Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop needles
My parents are home, wanna come over?
How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb? Is it one or two? One... or two?
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow
My brother told me that serpentine is what you use to get paint off a boa constrictor.
Do you believe in cross-breding?
Philosophers are very Hume-orous people.
You got my heart racing like a thermogenic.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
You're like cardio circuit, you get my heart racing.
I'm going to a funeral tomorrow...do you want to join me?
Did it hurt, when you fell off your horse?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
Do you have your workout name? Mine is Master Blaster!
Where do you find reindeer? Depends where you left them
Girl, I want to dip these 'timbits' in your mouth.
Noah: I thought we had two turkeys when we left? Noah’s Wife: Well, it is Christmas…
A swan's favorite salad is Cobb salad.
Girl, I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.
