Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You’re like honey from the hive—pure, golden, and irresistibly sweet.
The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite.
I keep walking methodically back and forth. I have to learn to pace myself.
I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!
You know they say that you have never really dated until you've dated a.
How'd you like to pick up these cans?
Hey chef, can I be your line cook for the night? I promise I’ll be your right-hand man.
Do you ever get tired of making people happy, or is it just second nature for you?
Are you a barn door? Because I can’t close my feelings for you.
How do you keep Thanksgiving Day guests from falling asleep on your couch? Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
After the first hamburger press was made and became very successful, the inventor got a patty on the back.
When a neurologist relocates, does he change his mind?
Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.
How important is having a big family too you?
Your culinary creations are amazing, but what I really want is to savor your lips.
You’re like the perfect drink—strong, balanced, and impossible to resist.
You must be a plow, because you’ve turned my world upside down.
When i have you in my sensors range, my plasma conduits goes on fire.
