Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened.
Are you a seashell? Because I can’t help but pick you up and keep you close.
What did the teenage witch ask her mother on Haloween? - Can i have the keys to the broom tonight.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
Superfluous refers to a bad case of the flu.
When our fraternity voted whether or not to permit alcohol, there was not a dry aye in the house.
Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights? - He's all bone & no muscle.
What do you call it when Santa takes a break from delivering presents? Santa pause
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
Some people marry for love, others for wealth. That's why it is called match or money.
A synthesis is an essay about transgressions.
What do you call it when Cris Kringle claps his hands? Santapplause
If we were around with Noah, then you, me, pair!
Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.
You, me and the defribrillator, baby.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine
Have you been running because your hair is sweaty.
I should have brought my oxygen tank because you take my breath away.
Can I explore your Northwest Passage?
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop needles
