Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be a goat, because you’re the Greatest of All Time.
Can you feel the Pon Farr tonight?
Just after thimbles were invented there was a shortage, so many people got stuck without one.
Are you an Olympic bobsledder? because u look like you know your way around dangerous curves.
Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.
I got a pois'nous snake in me pants, wanna see it?
You should keep drinking. I have heard wine makes me sexy.
I don’t need any dessert because you are already so sweet.
I came in for a drink, but I’m leaving with a crush—are refills free?
Are you a pasture? Because I’d happily spend all my time with you.
What happens to a turkey on Thanksgiving? It gets the stuffing knocked in to it.
Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
I'm interested in working in your penal colony.
Your culinary creations are exquisite, but what’s really making my mouth water is you.
Can you suggest a cocktail for someone who’s hopelessly attracted to the bartender?
