Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
That podiatrist is very sneaky. Give him an arch, he will take a foot.
Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.
Can I rake your front yard?
I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.
Hey baby... I wouldnt mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep.
I know a place that serves the best donair: My pants.
I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?
If I don't get your number, I'm going to fall to pizzas.
Why do skeletons drink milk? - To help their bones!
I want to give you olive my love.
The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.
Wanna get a drink sometime? I was thinking a glass of wine - I know this really great chuppah we can hang out under.
Bet we could fit two in those bunkers.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.
He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis. He was a jock of all trades.
What's a skeletons favorite part of the house? - the living room
