Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? - A boo-tie.
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas party? It was a moth ball
What do you call a bald monster? A lock-less monster.
Come here often? I seriously can't remember.
Are we related? Cause my pappy done told me to keep it in the family!
Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.
That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!
The statistician attended the dance stag. He didn't have any data.
I'm wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn't have to be.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
If loving you is a heresy, then let me be anathema.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Would you like to come back to my place and watch Netflix while drinking cheap wine and eating Chipotle?
Don't worry, none of this blood is mine.
The fraudulent caged chicken farmer gave himself free range with his egg labeling.
Hey baby, I'm rich and probably going to die soon.
Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street? - He was dying to get to the other side!!
I saw a female deer in my rear-vision mirror. It was case of hind-sight.
I'd love to strum your g-string.
You must be tired, because you've been running through the Internet all day.
