Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Don't worry about me, I am good at packing all the essentials, what about you, boy?
You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.
Let's get out of here and go fog up are non-prescription glasses.
I’d love to watch you cook and learn from the best.
I was going to ask for a drink recommendation, but now I just want to recommend we talk more.
Are you a hoe? Because you’ve dug deep into my heart.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
Santa came down with the flue.
A car can't make you high, but can a bus?
I'm going for the silver, because I'll make sure you come first.
You remind me of spicy food, because you're making me sweat while my heart burns.
You look like you can be a nice co-pilot with me, together we can live a better life.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (Said to a fella.)
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.
You must be a seasoned chef because you’re really bringing the heat.
You’ve got some serious skills behind the bar, but how are you with stealing hearts?
You’re the reason I get up before dawn—just to see you shine.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
