Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo.
It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
The suspension of your car is as stiff as a board, providing a bone-jarring experience with every bump.
You mix drinks like an artist, but I’d love to see what magic you’d mix into my life.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? - Ghoul-aid!
The other truck drivers discovered that he had been wearing French perfume - it was lorry hell.
You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Would you like to ride my face to total freedom?
Up for a little dominance and humiliation?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I'm very wrong.
Your car's fuel efficiency is laughable, guzzling gas like a thirsty elephant in a desert.
I never thought I’d find someone who can cook as good as my grandma, until I met you.
Are you this charming with everyone, or am I just tonight’s lucky guest?
Are you a stethoscope? Because you just listened to my heart and took my breath away.
