Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The hardcore happy house dance club opened to rave reviews.
If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
Baby, I will blow your mind. Literally. With a bat.
Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
Your car's reliability is a cruel joke, a constant source of breakdowns and expensive repairs.
Can I be your sous chef? I’ll chop and prep everything for you.
If bartending were a sport, you’d already have a gold medal for how you’re serving looks.
Why dont people in the ghetto celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.
I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work. After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling.
Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe!
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?
Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?
Can I see the little joey in your pouch?
Your car's design is so outdated, it's like a relic from a bygone era of bad taste.
You’ve got the perfect blend of spices to make my heart race.
What’s the best way to tip you? Because you’ve already tipped the scales in your favor.
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? One has gobblers, the other goblins.
