Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?
Where's the bin? Dad: I haven't been anywhere!
Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'.
I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
Don Knick, Paddy-wack, only gave this dog a bone.
My love for you could power the world's electrical needs for our our time.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? - Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.
You and I must have same natural frequency cause we resonate together!
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
Will you be the Alice to my Dietrich?
Hi there, are you drinking a glass of wine? I love travel how about you?
Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?
I must be a good customer because I keep getting served by the most beautiful bartender in the place.
Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? - A boo-tie.
