Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
When I'm feeling tired at work I just use my smart phone to download a nap.
I've been carrying this torch for you all night, let's go put it out at my place.
You look like delicious bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you.
If you are anything, I would love to be your personal item, baby.
If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.
I'd like to have her on my post.
I wanna get lost in your Outback.
I'd take my sun glasses off for you!
The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don't stop.
Congratulations, you've achieved a level of repulsiveness that defies all comprehension.
Hey chef, I’d love to whisk you away for a romantic dinner.
Are you on the menu? Because you’re definitely the most tempting option here.
You must be a fruit tree, because you keep bearing sweetness in every moment.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
How about some milk and cookies at my place, for breakfast?
If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your owner?
Ash Wednesday follows Volcanic Tuesday.
I tried to play the bagpipes, but the sound coming out was off kilter.
Pool aren't the only thing Olympic-sized around here.
You must be corn syrup chase you're really sweet.
