Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Babe trust me, the only time I'd play games with you is on the court.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you're brighter than my future.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause I'm Loving It!
I need to learn to love myself before I can love you.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google office and ask them shit in person.
The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? -- 1forrest1
I don't want the responsibility of someone else's happiness.
Smartphones are the new pacifiers
Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
Save water and shower with an airman.
Once you've had Alberta beef, you'll never go back.
If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English!
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
