Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Instead of engaging in my own hobbies, my wife has me constantly helping her in her garden. I guess you could say I am pistil whipped.
Baby I'd nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.
Go out with me or I'll kill us both!
Why did't the skeleton cross the road? A: He had no guts.
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii? O Tanning Palms!
The Crimean cannibal loved Tatar tots.
Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?
Why was Farmer Brown angry? Someone got his goat.
Everyone in the family knew that they had to join the spy agency. It was a clan destine operation.
Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movie about sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I told the psychiatrist that I was afraid of strangers talking about the founder of stoicism. He said I had zenophobia.
Didn't I go to your funeral?
Nice to meet you. I would shake your hand but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime? Season's Bleatings!
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bombshell that nobody wants around.
What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? - A grave problem.
Can I do your systems analysis?
Are you a professional dominatrix?
During the rainy season I spread out large books for my guests to wipe their feet on. These are the tomes that dry men's soles.
