Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I don't care what gate I will board at the airport, as long as I am close enough to you.
I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
You’re like the perfect ingredient to my recipe for love.
Are you the reason they say bartenders have the best pours? Because you’ve poured yourself straight into my thoughts.
You’re the kind of partner every farmer dreams of—steady, kind, and amazing.
Are you a junction box? Because you’re where all my feelings come together.
What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim? Pilgrim Reaper.
The chimney sweep wore a soot and tye.
I drove around the Indianapolis Motor Speedway on my John Deere. I was on a track tour.
I would gladly wait in the airport if you are the one I am waiting for, my darling.
Hey babe, are you gluten free tonight?
Hey chef, can I be the kitchen to your restaurant?
What’s your signature cocktail? I’d love to know the recipe for making you smile.
Are you a sheep? Because you’ve got me flocking to your side.
You must be stranded wire, because every strand of you is amazing.
What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus? Gobbleheads.
It's Pon Farr. If you don't come home with me tonight, I'll die. You don't want that on your consciense, do you?
The flower that wilted was in desperate need of a stem cell transplant.
The young bovine hated to see the Prodigal Son return since he knew that he was the fated calf.
