Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
I wanted to buy my wife some fancy soap, but she would not have a bar of it.
They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
I would like to give a kiss tofu.
Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
Dance with me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still roam the earth right?
Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.
You must be a baker because you’re making my heart rise.
I was going to ask for a double, but one look at you, and I’m already seeing stars.
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A Har- VEST.
Police found a criminal shot to death with exit wounds but no entry wounds. It was an inside job.
I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians promises but I'm having trouble with the fool injection system.
Even if you don't get a medal, I can make your trip to _______ worthwhile
I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.
Congratulations, you've gone Clear... to my heart!
The interior of your car is a cesspool of filth and neglect, a breeding ground for bacteria and regret.
Are you always this good with your hands, or is tonight special?
What holiday do they celebrate in prison? Shanksgiving.
