Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?
I'd like to play your cool B Side.
Your culinary creations are a feast for the eyes, but I’m more interested in feasting on you.
Is it just me, or is the room spinning from how stunning you are?
You must be a windmill, because you’re driving my heart to new heights.
Are you a wire stripper? Because you’ve uncovered the real me.
What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee.
When the prisoner was told by his lawyer that he had gotten a stay of execution, he smiled and said, 'Well, no noose is good noose.'
Wanna play hide the Koala?
The view of the full moon in my vineyard is magnificent ... would you like to come over with a few friends and see it?
I've seen better-looking piles of dog shit on the sidewalk than you.
I love your culinary skills, but what I really want is a taste of your lips.
Can you make something strong? Because your eyes already have me feeling weak.
Are you my favorite tool? Because I can’t get anything done without you.
You’re like high-quality wiring—durable and reliable in every way.
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on? The scholar ships.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.
So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to table movement.
