Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
People say I'm a barrel of fun.
Your face is like a train wreck, a horrifying disaster that leaves onlookers scarred for life.
You must be a professional chef because you’ve got my heart cooking up a storm.
If this bar’s about creating unforgettable experiences, you’re doing a perfect job.
You’re like a perfect field of wheat—golden, glowing, and irresistible.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?
Swine were the most influential animal of the last decade.
Psychopaths always see amoral in the story.
I'm looking to get bobsleigh'd tonight.
You can scramble my eggs anytime!
You must have fallen out of some B-17 because you are truly the bomb of all the bombs.
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
I'd like to take a safari in your outback.
Hey chef, can I have the recipe for your heart?
You must be a mixologist because you’ve just shaken up my entire night.
Are you a potato? Because you’re the root of all my happiness.
So, what will it be, naughty or nice?
Forget the 100 mile diet, we do the 100 yard diet.
He learned a new Tantric at the sun clinic.
