Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I came here looking for a little tail.
When it all comes down to it (and I wouldn't have any other way), you're purrrrfect for me!
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Wanna go pee up some lamppost?
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Been thinking about you a latte.
What do witches use in their hair? - scare-spray
You had me at the gallery entrance.
I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
The Hobbits were put in charge of collecting highway revenue because they're just so Tolkien.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? - blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
You, me, candles, wine, and a little Lamb of God?
You remind me of a mezuzah... So, I'm supposed to kiss you, right?
Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.
