Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You must be crop insurance, because you’ve got me covered no matter what.
Are you a multimeter? Because you’re measuring the depth of my feelings.
Helicopter rescue pilots have the most successful pick-up lines.
I was in a big hurry so I scrambled to make eggs for breakfast.
My love for you is infinite, like the number of seeds on a strawberry.
I think you should go check in at the airport and then just wait for me right in the room.
I promise, I'll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
Your culinary skills are amazing, but what really impresses me is your ability to spice things up.
Can you recommend something smooth? Or are you too busy being the smoothest thing here?
Are you a watering can? Because you keep my heart hydrated and full of life.
You’re like coaxial cable—strong, steady, and essential.
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain? Pil-grimace.
Yogi had a whiskey, water, and tea drink every night. He was a toddy bear.
I thought I only had enough flour to bake one loaf, but after I added yeast I had eleven breads.
We go together like a burger and fries.
I don't care what gate I will board at the airport, as long as I am close enough to you.
I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
You’re like the perfect ingredient to my recipe for love.
Are you the reason they say bartenders have the best pours? Because you’ve poured yourself straight into my thoughts.
You’re the kind of partner every farmer dreams of—steady, kind, and amazing.
