Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
You’re like a food magician, everything you touch turns into gold.
Why can't the boy ghost have babies? - Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
This isn't the only Hummer I'm getting tonight.
You're like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day.
Bring about is what a boxing promoter does.
I fired the floor refinishers. They simply could not hold their lacquer.
Let's co-audit on OT LXIX.
You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.
Your car's audio system sounds like a cacophony of dying cats, assaulting the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to listen.
Hey chef, can I have a taste of your love recipe?
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? - Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
You must be out of coolant, cause your engine is running Hot!
I thought I packed a memory card for my camera, but I forgot it.
That convicted killer is calm today, but by tomorrow he will be high strung.
You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
You could qualify for my Olympics any day.
Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?
