Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
The two congressmen disagreed about what sort of pan should be used to cook pancakes. Another example of griddlelock.
How'd you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me step?
I can last longer than a jet engine.
We have been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.
Hey, haven’t we had sex in the bathroom at Green Room before?
Are you a football draft? Because I choose you to be my MVP.
If you were a fish, you'd be a trophy catch—one in a million.
Are you fresh milk? Because you’re the cream of the crop.
You must be my electric bill, because I’d spend anything to keep you close.
Never invest in funerals, it's a dying industry.
I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Is that a banana in my pocket? Cause damn! I'm hungry.
If I can go to the airport with you, I would pick now so we can check each other's baggage.
I think I must have drank too much wine, because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
Are you a fly rod? Because being near you makes my heart drift effortlessly.
You’re like a well-tended garden—absolutely blooming with beauty.
Are you a wire? Because you’ve connected me to happiness.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
An hobbituary to Tolkien appeared in each of the major newspapers, all had a familiar ring to them.
