Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a football goalpost? Because I’d love to spend my time with you at the end zone.
Are you a fishing license? Because you’re the only permission I need to be happy.
Are you a wheelbarrow? Because I want to carry my feelings for you everywhere.
You’re like an LED light—bright, efficient, and always dazzling.
What do you call an evil turkey? Poultry-Geist
Squirrels that just don't care anymore have been seen throwing cashews to the wind.
My friend is very paranoid. He says people are either foe him or against him.
Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
If you were a food, you'd be bacon, because you're fat.
Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?
Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.
Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
Your appearance is so repugnant, it could make a sewage treatment plant smell like a field of roses.
Are you a football chant? Because I can’t help but cheer for you.
Are you a tackle box? Because you’ve got everything I need for a good time.
You must be a silo, because you keep all my love safe and sound.
Are you a current tester? Because you make my heart skip a beat.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
