Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.
Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
Would you like to ride my face to total freedom?
Up for a little dominance and humiliation?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I'm very wrong.
Your car's fuel efficiency is laughable, guzzling gas like a thirsty elephant in a desert.
I never thought I’d find someone who can cook as good as my grandma, until I met you.
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? - Wrap!
Wanna come jump in the water with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.
He made a slow start in the sport of weightlifting but he picked it up eventually.
An employee got locked in a freezer at the ice cream factory and ended up getting spumonia.
Is your name Vincent? Because I could do with your Kompany.
Let me show you my gold medal.
Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you'd like to go lay down with me when you are done?
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Want to help me get my stats up?
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
The brakes on your car are about as effective as using a feather to stop a charging bull.
