Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle.
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
May i take your truck for a test drive?
Are you an ENT? Because you're all I see, hear, and think about.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
You must be my primary care provider, because you've become my top priority.
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
You couldn't cut the sexual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Are you my attending? Because I want to follow you wherever you go.
You must be Niagara Falls because you've got me moist.
I've got a house in Shaughnessy Heights.
Won't you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?
Do you wanna roll up my rim?
Sorry to bother you but would you wanna play a little hide the sausage with me?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I'd spend all my money on you.
Let's go to my place. I'd like to show you my puck collection.
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You're so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Hey baby, my truck has remote start!
I don't play football, but I'm definitely a rough rider.
You must be an attending physician, because you've got my full attention.
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
I can last the entire Cabot Trail.
I want to Winnipeg your Regina.
I won't quit until Huron top of me.
Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.
I put the MAN in Manitoba.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Did you use Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Do like Theodore Tugboat and tug.
You look sexy even in layers.
Are you a shale basin? ‘Cause I'd frack you.
You must be a silo, because you keep all my love safe and sound.
You're the best crop I could ever hope to harvest.
Are you fresh eggs? Because you've cracked my heart wide open.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
You must be a plow, because you've turned my world upside down.
Are you a barn door? Because I can't close my feelings for you.
You're like honey from the hive—pure, golden, and irresistibly sweet.
Are you a pasture? Because I'd happily spend all my time with you.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
You must be a goat, because you're the Greatest of All Time.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Are you a patch of strawberries? Because you're sweet and so refreshing.
You're the reason I get up before dawn—just to see you shine.
Can I beat your pinata?
Are you a hoe? Because you've dug deep into my heart.
You must be a fruit tree, because you keep bearing sweetness in every moment.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
Are you a potato? Because you're the root of all my happiness.
You're like a perfect field of wheat—golden, glowing, and irresistible.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
Are you my favorite tool? Because I can't get anything done without you.
You must be a windmill, because you're driving my heart to new heights.
Are you a sheep? Because you've got me flocking to your side.
You're the kind of partner every farmer dreams of—steady, kind, and amazing.
