Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?
I'd like to grease you up like a pig and chase you round the barnyard.
I really like your carboys.
You're a fine piece of acreage.
Are we head-to-wind because I think I luff you.
Your existence is proof that natural selection has failed miserably, allowing the weakest and most repugnant specimens to survive.
Distance runners do it longer.
Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?
I've just torn up a note pad and wrapped it around my stomach; it was a waist of paper.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm diggin that ass!
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? -- A bachelor.
Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?
What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
I'm not gay. I prefer the term vaginavore.
Hey girl, is your name 400 IM? 'Cause you took my breath away.
Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.
