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Why dont people in the ghetto celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.
I tried to update my computer this morning but it wouldn't work. After several attempts, I had that syncing feeling.
Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe!
Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.
Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?
Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?
Can I see the little joey in your pouch?
Your car's design is so outdated, it's like a relic from a bygone era of bad taste.
You’ve got the perfect blend of spices to make my heart race.
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? One has gobblers, the other goblins.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
The ghost practiced scaring people night after night. He was finally ready for his day boo.
It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?
Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I'll let you be in a condition of power.
Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
The suspension of your car is as stiff as a board, providing a bone-jarring experience with every bump.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? - Ghoul-aid!
The other truck drivers discovered that he had been wearing French perfume - it was lorry hell.
You could spam me all night and I still wouldn't unsubscribe.
