Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving? Turkeys & people after Thanksgiving dinner.
Look at all that fertile land waiting for me.
When asked to picture the perfect modern defensive weapon the Claymore springs to mine.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.
If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?
I can ask you out in whatever language you want, just name it and I'll tell you about it.
My Beast is the longest woody in the world!
Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
Beg yuh a Wuk haffa yuh struccha nuh
Would you like to see me peel a grape with my teeth and my tongue?
Are you a football season? Because I want to experience every moment with you.
Are you a quiet lake? Because your presence brings me peace like nothing else.
Are you a seed? Because I see so much potential in you.
You must be an ohm, because I can’t resist you.
If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want? It simply wants to run away.
An egg pulls a cart with a yolk.
Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I'm a long reliever
Are you saying you are supposed to be in a couch? Honey, we can fly first class from now!
