Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
Are you a football field? Because I want to score a touchdown with you.
Are you a fishing rod? Because with you, every moment feels like a perfect catch.
Are you my harvest? Because everything I’ve worked for leads to you.
You must be an insulator, because you’ve kept me warm even through the shocks.
You're so tasty, I bet you don't need a certification.
I get my large circumference from too much pi.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
I relish the idea of spending time with you. We should ketchup sometime.
You are going up to Washington D. C.? Well honestly your D is the one I ever want to see.
Are you a Dragon Wagon? Because I'm too big to fit.
You’ve got bike courier eyes.
Are you a football glove? Because I want to hold your hand in mine.
Are you a trout stream? Because you've got me hooked on the journey, not just the destination.
You must be an irrigation system, because you keep my heart overflowing.
Are you a power source? Because you keep me energized.
I simply must find a new podiatrist. My podiatrist has developed such a callus attitude.
The man shed a tear as he saw his old storage space come down.
Girl, you can mount me any day.
I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.
