Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
Let's make like the Olympic rings and hook up later.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
I'm interested in working in your penal colony.
The sight of your car makes people question the very existence of taste and style.
Your culinary creations are exquisite, but what’s really making my mouth water is you.
The home for rich squirrels is The Nutcracker Suite.
I keep walking methodically back and forth. I have to learn to pace myself.
I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!
You know they say that you have never really dated until you've dated a.
How'd you like to pick up these cans?
Your car's engine sounds like a dying walrus in agony, a symphony of mechanical despair.
Hey chef, can I be your line cook for the night? I promise I’ll be your right-hand man.
How do you keep Thanksgiving Day guests from falling asleep on your couch? Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?
After the first hamburger press was made and became very successful, the inventor got a patty on the back.
When a neurologist relocates, does he change his mind?
