Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
If you were a fishing spot, you’d be the one I’d never leave.
You’re like sunshine on my farm—you brighten every corner of my life.
Are you a volt? Because you make my heart race.
I was saddened to learn that my neighbor, who is a respiratory therapist, expired last week.
A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
Wanna find out what the real fourth event of triathlon is?
If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
The airport officers need not remind me that I have to be in the upright position with you.
Want to go for Mind Eraser? I'd sure like to Hang and Bang with you!
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...
This date is going so well, how about we drop everything and open a winery together. I've got the money, you've got the ideas and the connections, and we both have great taste in wine.
Are you a football playbook? Because I can’t wait to study every page of you.
I don’t need a depth finder to know I’ve fallen deep for you.
Are you a hay bale? Because I’m falling for you.
You’re the reason my heart has a steady flow of love.
When Caesar entered the Senate all hail broke loose.
