Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Santa came down with the flue.
A car can't make you high, but can a bus?
I'm going for the silver, because I'll make sure you come first.
You remind me of spicy food, because you're making me sweat while my heart burns.
You look like you can be a nice co-pilot with me, together we can live a better life.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (Said to a fella.)
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.
The only thing your car is good for is as a source of laughter for everyone who sees it.
You must be a seasoned chef because you’re really bringing the heat.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
You can set your phaser to stunning!
That really nice fellow works in a clothing factory sewing zippers on jeans. That is good. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Under the full moon, Hamlet turned into a werewolf. Gazing up at the beautiful moon he came up with the famous line, 'To bay or not to bay...'.
Your smile shines brighter than a Gold Medal!
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
Let's cross the international dateline together.
Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.
Would you like to help me bottle wine next weekend? I'll let you do the corking.
Your car is so old and rusty, it's a living testament to the concept of decay and neglect.
