Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?
If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.
You look like you invented this airplane we are in coz baby you are Wright for me.
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
Do you Chemex? Want to see my drip?
Your flawless beauty is like the wine in a bottle and still better than ever at this very moment.
Are you a football goalpost? Because I’d love to spend my time with you at the end zone.
Are you a fishing license? Because you’re the only permission I need to be happy.
Are you a wheelbarrow? Because I want to carry my feelings for you everywhere.
What do you call an evil turkey? Poultry-Geist
Squirrels that just don't care anymore have been seen throwing cashews to the wind.
My friend is very paranoid. He says people are either foe him or against him.
Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I'm feeling faint.
If you were a food, you'd be bacon, because you're fat.
Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?
Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.
Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
Your appearance is so repugnant, it could make a sewage treatment plant smell like a field of roses.
