Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hi, I'm new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.
Baby gi mi yuh number nuh, Mi lost mine?
Maybe it’s just the PBR talking, but I could see myself in a non-monogamous relationship with you, or whatever.
Are you a tide pool? Because you've captured something beautiful in every corner of my heart.
You must be a farmer, because you’ve cultivated the best parts of me.
Are you a breaker box? Because you’ve turned my power on.
Looks like you could use some work on your port inducer.
If you were a baseball could I hit a homerun!
I'm good off my back, but I'll let you keep mount.
I love french fries but I love you more.
You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.
Hey girl, Big Thunder Mountain might be right over there, but I can assure you that I'm the wildest ride in the wilderness.
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we’re ok?
Are you a football trophy? Because you’re definitely a winner in my eyes.
Are you a fishing season? Because every moment with you feels like the perfect time.
Are you a chicken? Because you’ve got me clucking for joy.
You must be a lightning bolt, because you’ve struck me with love.
Do you combine here often?
I have a high fidelity phone - it can only call my wife's number.
I have always wanted to hand out carts at Wal-Mart. I cannot imagine a greeter job.
